This Valentine,
1. I shall not fret about not having a date.
2. I will not grumble about not receiving flowers.
3. I shall not lament about being lonely.
Intead,
4. I shall take pride in not having to shop for gifts.
5. And not having to plan surprises.
5. I am going to laugh at guys who complain about the fortune they spend.
6. And sniggle secretly at friends whose other halves aren't doing enough.
I must forget about what it could have been and instead think of what it never was.
An extraordinary high dose of reality.