I could be a thousand-and-one things. But it just had to be me.
If I were a month I would be December
If I were a day of the week I would be Friday
If I were a time of day I would be Dusk
If I were a planet I would be Vernus
If I were a sea animal I would be a Pufferfish
If I were a sin I would be Chocolates
If I were a direction I would be Going in Circles
If I were a liquid I would be a Teardrop
If I were a tree I would be a BaoBab
If I were a bird I would be an Eagle
If I were a tool I would be a Hammer
If I were a cake I would be a Tiramisu
If I were a flower I would be a Rose
If I were a kind of weather I would be a Storm
If I were a musical instrument, I would be the Saxophone
If I were an animal, I would be a Skunk
If I were a color, I would be Black
If I were an emotion, I would be Contentment
If I were a vegetable, I would be an Onion
If I were a song, I would be Fly me to the moon
If I were a book, I would be Gone With The Wind
If I were a place, I would be Morocco
If I were a taste, I would be Bittersweet
If I were a scent, I would be the Ocean
If I were a word, I would be Irony
If I were a body part I would be the Lips
If I were a facial expression I would be Oblivion
If I were a subject in school I would be History
If I were a cartoon character I would be Grumpy Dwarf
If I were a shape I would be a Snowflake
If I were a number I would be 9