Ximending, Taipei
25thMay 2005
The Maiden
Medical undergraduate Stubborn, whimsical and perpetually in a state of daydream.

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Sunday, May 02, 2004



Cover your ears. I am going to whine.

It is a small matter that I am going to complain about. But the girls today are getting skinnier by the very minute! They are probably surviving on an unappetising diet of carrot and celery sticks even as I blog. And they are just making me look so extremely pudgy that I really have no idea what to do with myself. Arghhhhh.......

So that means I have to embark on a DIET. I shall start sourcing for my little plot of land to plant my own celeries and carrots immediately. Either that or I am going to slaughter you skinny ones pretty soon. You'll be in danger so long as you have that little bit less adipose tissue than me. If I were one of you skinny ones, I'd start fattening myself up upon reading this, with immediate effect.

And diet means diet. Anyone who dares tempt me with food of any kind (apart from carrot and celery sticks), shall incur my wrath. That means a whack on your head with the toughest book I can find lying around. And no no no, you are not allowed to go complaining to your godsister about it. If that thought had ever crossed your mind, I am going to make candle wax out of your fats, silly goose.

Thus, my quest for the malnourished look begins here. All of the above mentioned shall hold till the day I abolish them. I think you skinny people should know what to do now.

The maiden spoke at 12:08 AM

 
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