The Cheers store across the road is actually giving out sample condoms! I am pretty sure they are condoms because those scantily-clad girls did not bother to offer me any during the two times that I walked past. And what else comes in black little packages with a cute rainbow plastered across the surface?
Deary deary me, it isn't some Romancing Singapore activity is it? The last time it was I had chanced upon a couple with their pants down at Paragon's roof-top garden. This may be good news for the festival's organisers like Claire Chang and Dr Finian Tan or those advocating higher birth rates. But public shagging?
In any case, I am annoyed that they are distributing condoms across the road. And more so because they did not offer me any. Talk about equality for all! Hmph. Yet if it is any consolation, I probably look too young and innocent to be offered any of these vices. I shall go bust those people shagging under the bushes now. Await my good news.