It's been a long hiatus from blogging. And lest you are cursing that I grow fat with this laziness (Yes, what do you think is keeping me from blogging?), you may be pleased to know that it's been answered. Ah well, so that makes me a fat nuclear scientist.
Right. So the fat nuclear scientist has been promoted in her duties at work. Now that she has gained expertise in cutting parafilm, she has progressed to labelling test tubes in a lab filled with fatter nuclear scientists. All's well, fatter nuclear scientists buy loads of food for fat nuclear scientist and fat nuclear scientist eats the food that fatter nuclear scientists buy. Thus, comes end of July, fat nuclear scientist will become a fatter nuclear scientist!
In any case, this fat nuclear scientist decided this morning, that she should treat the fatter nuclear scientients to home-baked flans. And henceforth, after consulting half a dozen of cookbooks she had proceeded to the nearest supermarket to purchase the ingredients she required. But alas, the fat nuclear scientist had not bothered to read the instructions on the custard tin before she bought it! So fat nuclear scientist realised halfway through her baking that she did not have the plain milk required to make custard. Spoilt for choice between strawberry flavoured milk and creamer, fat nuclear scientist chose the later. And then the custard simply refused to set. Oh well, conclusion of the day -- the fat scientist isn't suited for a life in the kitchen. Haha.