It seems that the bak kwa this year is an especially vindictive batch, judging from the amount of discomfort I am currently suffering. Nonono, those insatiable bak kwa slices were simply not contented to just dwell in the divine stomach of this venerable maiden, they had to display their prowess by stabbing her with their puny pins and needles. Not that it hurts very much (the maiden is more or less invincible), but this is an absolutely unacceptable way of expressing gratitude!! Oh well, I suppose I have to send the next batch of bak kwa for disciplinary training ahead of time next year.