The people who design the malls are absolute dimwits I tell you! You just have to look at the scarcity of ATM machines at Jurong Point to draw that conclusion. And the cinema there had the nerve not to accept nets. The divine maiden makes a rare appearance and they had to have her comb the floors in search of a lousy invention that could not even perform simple tasks successfully. Such audacity of mankind! How dare they allow the maiden to troop around in blistered feet lugging gigantic shopping bags! How dare they let their demented counterparts get into her path! How dare they make her queue in line! If the maiden weren't this nice, those imbeciles would have found their arses stuffed like a bloated Christmas turkey. So mankind, it'd do you good to plead for clemency before you find your bottoms flying and yourselves quacking incoherently. In fact it would be the best to start worshipping the maiden now.