Ximending, Taipei
25thMay 2005

The Maiden
Medical undergraduate Stubborn, whimsical and perpetually in a state of daydream.

Loves and Desires
The rain, the sea and the cliffs
Shopping for pretty things
Be a good doctor

Pet-Peeves
Cats
Enclosed areas
Screaming people



Autobiography
Light is a many splendored thing
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Guestbook

Dirty Laundry
2S03M
Alvin
Barry
Chingsian
ChiuWeng
Denyse
Genghis
Gerald
Gwenda
Huimin
Huishan
Jessica
Jianfu
JingJing
Joanna
Judo girls
KahSuan
KhengChuan
MC
Mr M
Natalie
Qiumei
Raymond
Sharon
Shawn
Tie Han
Wang
Wenshan
Wenyang
Xiaoke
Xinyi
Yucai


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Other Vindications
ART
Browntown
Buttermilk
Oikono
OneLittleTwit

Now playing
La Vie En Rose
By Louis Armstrong




 
Monday, December 29, 2003

The people who design the malls are absolute dimwits I tell you! You just have to look at the scarcity of ATM machines at Jurong Point to draw that conclusion. And the cinema there had the nerve not to accept nets. The divine maiden makes a rare appearance and they had to have her comb the floors in search of a lousy invention that could not even perform simple tasks successfully. Such audacity of mankind! How dare they allow the maiden to troop around in blistered feet lugging gigantic shopping bags! How dare they let their demented counterparts get into her path! How dare they make her queue in line! If the maiden weren't this nice, those imbeciles would have found their arses stuffed like a bloated Christmas turkey. So mankind, it'd do you good to plead for clemency before you find your bottoms flying and yourselves quacking incoherently. In fact it would be the best to start worshipping the maiden now.

The maiden spoke at 1:21 PM

 
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