I hate writing essays, I detest writing about issues I don't feel about. Why make me argue my way through the effectiveness of our educational system or the repercussions of globalisation those are none of my concern? I have neither the maturity of thought nor the analytical mind required for it. And my language skills suck so utterly, I feel like a bulky machine bulldozing my way through a horrid bed of thorns. It's so draining writing one of those damn pieces, I am always left contemplating whether to give up on the paper halfway through it. Why can't they just allow me some narrative or descriptive pieces where I can charm my way through with my stories of blood and gore. I shall be totally at ease then. Darn, Cambridge ought to be put to hell.