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25thMay 2005
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The Maiden
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La Vie En RoseBy Louis Armstrong  |
Thursday, September 11, 2003
On Sangsara.net
Print a logo out and fasten it to the Eastern-most wall of your dwellings! Pray to it several times a day! Place your pets' litterbins & food dishes directly underneath so they too will worship The Holy Sign! Name your children after it, kiss it when no one's looking! Better yet, kiss it when your girlfriend is looking! Slaughter cattle in its name! Feed it apple pudding! Wear a Mormon uniform and go door-to-door spreading the love! If you're being conscripted into an army, tell them The Holy Sign instructs you to commit suicide if forced to pick up a gun! Vandalize your neighborhood with copies of it, delay essential train services with it! If you help me succeed in making sangsara.net a cult, you can share my harem! If you're female, I will let you be head-concubine! w00! 
Lol... This is funny. Let's see how it goes. The maiden spoke at 12:05 PM
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