Ximending, Taipei
25thMay 2005

The Maiden
Medical undergraduate Stubborn, whimsical and perpetually in a state of daydream.

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By Louis Armstrong




 
Friday, September 12, 2003

I just had a little conversation with the girl in the mirror this morning.
Transcript as follows:
Me: I think I am a genius. I must be one, there isn't really any other alternative term for me to describe myself.
Her: You a genius? Nah.. You are just the extreme opposite of what you think you are. I'll bet you can't name anyone who is blessed with less than that nitwit of a brain you were given.
Me: Of course I can!! (I went on to give a list of names)
Her: (She rolled her eyes and looked away) Self denial, dear.
Me: What the hell is wrong with you? Is there a need for you to pit yourself against me? You must be borderline retarded to make such an attempt, cause it is evident that I am the fairest and the most brilliant in the kingdom. Repeat that, mirror! Tell me that!
Her: You know what you say isn't true. Your intelligence is just as bad as mine. The difference between us is no issue anyway. I am you, just as you are me. No escaping that. And I 'll be frank. I am really really really dumb.(She smirked)
Me: You are lying.

The maiden spoke at 11:54 PM

 
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