I must admit that I am not as dense as what most people make me out to be, and I ought to apologise for that. I don't like it when people beat about the bush, nor do I appreciate occasions which demand subtlety. I want things stated explicitly. In fact, it seems almost innate for me to create a spectacle out of those who put off making their point, to make them explain themselves again, or to restate issues they were previously trying to avoid. In other words, I put them in a spot by feigning ignorance, or perhaps bewilderment. And I relish the joy of such occasions.